Study of Cabbage Leaves

The overall shape of the seemingly humble culinary cabbage is geometrically a Gaussian Curve covering the sphere of the cabbage with an exquisite fractal-like vein patterning. It would seem that the cabbage has an advanced understanding of hyperbolic geometry. It also uses quantum tunneling in its photosynthesis and does complex calculations about how much starch to store overnight. Cabbages also coordinate their flowering with all other local cabbage plants despite great variations in seasonal conditions. Never again think of plants as just insensate lower creatures!